Put It In Your Mouth

Bartender Heather is stuck out in the sun waiting for her boyfriend to give her a lift. I walk up on her, trying to start a conversation. It was only a minute or two before she starts complaining about that deadbeat - no job, no car, no money. Instead, this so-called boyfriend takes her car and uses her cash to grab some food. A true blonde damsel in distress. And, being the gentleman I am, I offer her a ride back. As we continue to talk, Heather also reveals that this dirtbag boyfriend has also been lacking in the sex department. This guy is just an all-around asshole and Heather needs some sort of pick-me-up. There's a secluded lot around the corner, maybe I can offer her a little bit more? She seems curious and frustrated - here goes nothing!